You've probably seen Grant's warped portraits of us as game characters, but who would you be and why?

I'd be Cloud from FFVII. Because... erm... he has blonde hair just like I haven't, he has a big sword... just like I dhaven't, and he's cool, like me. :P

Sephiroth also killed my girlfriend to get the black meteria from her belly.

Look on my avatar and you have the answer. I like OCELOT from the very first MGS, because he is total badass. Without superpowers, he only pulls the strings and maybe he is the only one who really knows what happened in the four episodes of MGS ( + 4 000 000 players, who played the GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS, but i have no PS3 :cry: ).

I would be the blue robot from Super Probotector on the SNES because if aliens did invade the planet me and my friend would kick the shit out of them with cool guns and hover bikes and as it would happen at my house i would be player 1 and therefore be the 'blue one'

I would be Jams from Speedball 2. He was a badass player! As you got Brutal Deluxe further up the leagues you knew you were getting somewhere when you could have Jams as a centre forward. With Midia in support of course.

He did look like a bit of a coffin dodger though...

I imagine I'm probably the human equivalent of this fellow from R-Type.



Which explains why no-one ever wants to sit next to me on the tram.

Well if you will sit there with your cock hanging out for all to see.

PEOPLE LIKE THEIR DAILY COCK SHOW!

Perhaps we should start a new thread for that.

The question for me is not what character is most like me. No idea. Instead, what game character would you like to be? Most game characters lead pretty repetitive, soulless, difficult or pointless lives. Who really wants to be Pacman? Sure there is the occasional high, the chase, but ultimately that pill addiction is going to get him killed.

Anyway, I reckon Big the Cat has it pretty good. Any cat who can fish has got to be happy, he certainly seems to be thriving.



I want to be Big the Cat.